I've decided to dig through my collected quotes of Miss M and her movies and share some of them with you...hope you enjoy!
Previously this page was part of the Divine Quotes page itself,
However, it became far too large to keep the whole collection on one page
So.. here is the film portion
I know that some of them are in dialogue format, but they are such memorable scenes/moments, it be a shame to leeave em out just because they weren't snappy one liners.
As this page concerns all her movies, the list is going to keep growing
Keep checking back
**warning** some of these contain adult language or references

you can choose a film, or just browse the list at your leisure
{Beaches}
{Big Business}
{Down and Out in Beverly Hills}
{First Wives Club}
{For the Boys}
{Gypsy}
{Hocus Pocus}
{Isn't She Great}
{Jinxed}
{Oliver & Company}
{Outrageous Fortune}
{Ruthless People}
{Stella}
{That Old Feeling}
{The Rose}


Beaches

"Enough about you, let's talk about me... What do you think about me?"
In the Jazz Club where CC is trying to establish her career as a jazz singer..(at least that week)
CC: "Harry, I did you catch that set? Those people loved me! So, I was wondering if I could borrow fifty dollars until pay day."
Harry: "No."
CC: "What the hell is this, a piano bar or a Nazi work camp? I'm singing my heart out for bupkus, peanuts. I'm eating dog food and you can't even give me fifty dollars you already owe me?!"
Harry hands her the money out of his cash box.
"Oh, Harry, you're an angel. If you're mother hadn't been such a bitch, we could've shared something important."
"SEND THE HEAT UP!"
"How's college life... aren't you done YET?!?"
Months after their huge fight in Bloomingdale's, CC is performing at a place in San Francisco, Hil decided to go see her friend, let by gones be by gones and try to pick up their friendship again.....
Hillary: "I don't even remember what it was I was mad about and I don't care. Whatever it was that you did, I forgive you."
CC: "What I did? You and your lousy letters. Just to get one of them made me special even before I opened it. All your crappy stories, all your big dreams."
Hillary: "I didn't know that."
CC: "Well, what the hell did you know? Did you know how bad things were for me? No, because you wouldn't even open my letters. If you had even answered one, just one! Told me what a jerk I was, anything! But you didn't. You took your friendship away without even discussing it with me. So, thank you very much for forgiving me. But I don't forgive you."
Hillary: "I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight! You did everything you said you were going to do, everything! And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel!"
CC: "Hilary... what's yodelling got to do with it?"
CC: "Wait till I get my hands on that agent. I’ll kill him. The toad. He told me this was a nightclub with leather vanquettes, and a dressing room with a door on it! It looks like a flamingo threw up in here!"
CC: "Are you ready for your radar, dear?"
"Dear Hillary, if you're still mad at me, you’re gonna love this letter. My career is officially approaching oblivion. My agent had a brilliant idea: he thinks I should be a disco queen."
Hillary: I'm not stubborn, I'm... right.
CC: OK, stay in. But will you at least get out of those pajamas? You've been in them for over a week!
Hillary: So what? Who the hell are you, the clothes police?
CC: You're not dead yet: so stop living as if you are!
"I was so wrecked, they had to shut down my first picture. It was horrible. I was terribly edgy...I wasn’t comfortable in the medium, you know? So I broke the director’s jaw."
"I'm doing what I set out to do, remember? I'm living the life you didn't have the courage to live. So don't give me you're not jealous. You're so jealous you can hardly breathe."
"He'd take it coming from you! He's your gynecologist!"
"Listen. I know everything there is to know about you. And my memory is long. My memory is very, very long."
Big Business

"I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip...and makin' love in the back of recreational vehicles!"
(as Sadie Radcliff)

I don't see how is it that you, my own sister, can stuff your face and nothing happens and I subsist on 60 calories a day or else blow up like a Macy's Day float!"
(as Sadie Shelton)
Are you coming? Or are you going to stay in here and pretend you're wafting through a field of poppies?"
"You're so wispy wispy wispy!"
"Woah... I've tied hogs slipperier 'n you!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"Mmm! Friendly men in this town!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"I find myself just praying for a UFO sighting! I stand here and I say, come and get me, come and get me!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"Not with a man covered in pig poop, no sir, I don't." (as Sadie Radcliff)
"I'm not gonna stick around here like a clove on a baked ham, I'm gonna kick up my heels!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"Is this how we come dressed to the office? You look like a blood clot." (as Sadie Shelton)
"What's this are we hearing voices now...like Joan of Ark?" (as Sadie Shelton)
"I know your plans, sit up in that room and pretend your wafting through a field of daisies while you make love to the pastry cart - now PUT DOWN THAT ECLAIR and get down here and help me find these RATLIFF people!" (as Sadie Shelton)
"The MEETN'? Why are you so worried about THE MEETN'?" (as Sadie Shelton)
Oh, god! It's me with a bad haircut!" (as Sadie Shelton)
"Bad?! I paid 12 bucks for this!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"It's pod people! I saw that movie!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"I was at the premier!" (as Sadie Shelton)
"They're robots! They wanna kill us a-and take our places! There's UFO written all over this thang!" (as Sadie Radcliff)
"These press-on nails...think I shoulda pressed harder, Rose?" (as Sadie Radcliff)
Down and Out In Beverly Hills

"It's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!"
"Guilt is useless."
"He's going to give that dog fleas, and it's going to be YOUR fault"
"I think I see your aura."
First Wives Club

"Now, I ask you, Duarto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!"
"What's the matter, Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?"
"Bye Bye love....hello poptarts"
"My Morty became this big shot on TV...then it hits: midlife crisis. Major. He starts working out. He grows a mustache. He gets an earring! I said, "Morty, what are you, a pirate? What's next, a parrot?"
"There she is. Princess Pelvis!"
"My, my, the bulimia has certainly paid off."
Brenda: "Let's examine the evidence. Look! Nothing but bottles and gallon jugs!"
Elise: "I had guests!"
Brenda: "Who? Guns N Roses?"
Elise: "I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person."
Brenda: "No, that's why your co-stars drink."
Elise Elliot: "You think that because I'm beautiful I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!"
Dr. Packman to Elise (Goldie Hawn): "If I give you another face lift you are going to be able to blink your lips! If I give you any more collagen, they'll look like they were stuck in a pool drain."
Brenda Morelli : This is just like "Mission: Impossible!"
Elise Eliot : Oh! That was a big hit!
For The Boys

"It was purple alright..but I don't think it was his heart"
"The thing you wanna avoid is outlasting everybody. Can you remember that?"
Dixie: Mind if I smoke?
Eddie: I don't care if you burn.
Dixie: What a prince.
"Well... alone in the dark with thousands of men. There is a God after all!"
Eddie:"Why don't you put a dress on him and forget about it?"
Dixie: "I would, but then you'd probably make a pass at him!"
Eddie: Just relax and follow my lead.
Dixie: Yeah. Right off a cliff.
"And how they loved him, those boys. He was generous...stingy. Brilliant...infuriating. And a world-class, solid-gold, son-of-a-bitch."
"Oh my god! Eddie look. Up there, in the fishtank! It's... the sponsors! Gentlemen, may I say, your coffee, I can't live without it. Because it isn't just coffee. It's nectar, it's ambrosia, it's really more like a drug, isn't it? I mean, I'm sure you do put a little narcotic in it because I can't seem to get enough of it. I've, I've, I've got to have that coffee!!!"
"Who’s next? Rudolph? He’s got a red nose, too...we can’t be too careful!"
Gypsy

"If I coulda been, I woulda been. And that’s showbusiness."
"What do they mean, can’t I read signs? If I can read the fine print on our contracts, I can certainly read letters two feet high. ‘The mother of Miss Gypsy Rose Lee is not allowed backstage at this theater’. Hummph. Know what I did with that sign? I laid it out on the ground and sent Chowsy III down on it. That dog’s a trooper. She knew what to do!"
"We got Herbie for brains, you for talent, and ya both got me...to yell at."
"If that cow goes, I go!"
"It ain't bunk! Maybe nothin' wonderful'll happen to me, but they're gonna have a marvellous time! I'm not gonna let them sift their lives away like I did, or like you do with only that calendar on the wall to tell you one day from the next, or that dumb plaque from your railroad company that says, 'Congratulations! For 50 years, you did the same dull thing, every dull day'!"
Hocus Pocus

"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!"
Billy: "Go to hell!"
Winnifred: "Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely."
"Oh Look another Gloooorious morning... IT MAKES ME SICK!"
"Sisters!"
"Booooooooook come to mommy"
"Hello, I want my book... Bonjour, je veux mon livre."
Jinxed

"There's no vowels. This isn't funny, Harold. This isn't funny."
"Harold! You look just like Frank Sinatra!"
"Remember that outfit you said you wouldn't be caught dead in? Well guess what, Harold. This... is it!"
"You came in like a shit-kicker, honey, but you're not going out like one."
"Talk to my ass, my head's had enough"
Isn't She Great

"You can't call the male part a dingle"
"Why not?"
"You just can't"
"Dingle!, dingle!, dingle! What do you call it?, a butter-churn?"
Oliver & Company

"Perfect isn't easy, but it's me."
Outrageous Fortune

"Every guy I have ever slept with....and we are way into double digits here....has come back for more every single one"
They've been HERE!"
"Wait a second, noone one has been here, it always looks like this!"
"I'm supposed to have them unhook my IV so I can pay my bills, is that the routine?"
"You know and I know I'm never gonna get another cab to come out here to Vietnam, okay cue ball?"
("I haven't seen a single white person on the street.") "There's one. Oops, they got him!"
"Oh, like that's really a call he's gonna take...'hello, we're two starving actresses trying to save the world'......GET REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ruthless People

"Am I to understand that I am being MARKED DOWN?!!? I've been kidknapped by K-MART."
"Oh my God! I've been kidnapped by Huey and Dewey!"
"So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.'
"My husband worships the ground I walk on!!! When he hears about this, he will explooooode!"
"Nice butt, that's what they'll say on your first day at the men's club. The San Quentin country club. With a cute little rear-end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card will be full every day! You'll be making all kinds of new, close, personal friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends. Not that you'll ever see what they look like. Because you'll be facing the other way."
"Sometimes, if it's a firing squad, they miss all the major arteries. BANG! And you don't die right away... you just kind of hang on... bleeding, bleeding... endlessly!"
"You miserable scum-sucking pig! Oh, I'm sorry dear! They made me say that!"
"Help, police, I've been kidnapped! Oh, how the hell do I know where I am?!"
Stella

"You can buy a girl a book...but then when she gets home...who she gonna talk about it to?"
"I wish I knew stuff....stuff that'll make her happy...I wanna her happy"
"A person's happiness is as good as shows in their FACE..."
"I've got two hands...I can do it myself"
"I love yah Jenny-girl..."
That Old Feeling

"... I'm not neurotic, i'm just a bitch."
"A metaphor... are WE literary!"

"Your 20's are for having sex with all the wrong people"
"I haven’t been this happy since it was OK to take drugs."
"You have more hair. Rogaine? Hair Club for Men? Is it rug?"
I hope she's getting those lines above her lips right here ya know. She's always had that fabulous tan. I hope she's a f*@cking raisin!
The Rose

"I am not a hoochie-koochie woman!"
"Well that's okay, cause we don't eat 'em, neither." (in reply to "We don't serve hippies")
"Someone's spreading a rumor that being rich is a drag, but I tell you whoever's spreading that rumor is dead-ass broke!"
"I don't even know where the **** I am! All these clouds look the same!"
"Colonel! Yoo-hoo! .... Oh, you know I'm talking to you. Air-borne, Huston, air-borne.:
"People say to me, ‘Rose, when's the first time you heard the blues?’ You know what I tell ‘em? I tell ‘em, ‘The day I was born!’"
"Where ya goin'? Where's everybody goin'?" ~ Rose, 'The Rose'
"Honey, if you had to work for a living, your ass would be draggin', too!"
"Oh my God! That drag queen's doin' me!"
Rose : "Are you trying to get in my bloomers sonny?"
Huston: "Working on it..."
Rose: "Oh you brown eyed motherf?*er where you been all my life?"